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| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think you're clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
(Source: whycantiholdallthesefeels)
Okay, it’s time to talk about Joan Watson!
I have not made an opinion post about this since Lucy Liu was cast in the role for Elementary, though I have expressed some thoughts about what I would like from the character. I didn’t make an opinion post because, frankly, everyone else was doing them; I also didn’t make an opinion post because, while I love love love the casting choice and I’m hugely excited to see how it plays out, there is no show to have an opinion about yet. It seemed…well, it seemed a little silly, honestly, to puff up my feels feathers before we even have a pilot, before we know if this show is going to make it through its first season, before we have ANY real information other than “Hey, an Asian woman was cast as Watson!” which, in what I can see now was naivety, I assumed everyone would see as an exciting step forward for the extensive body of work that is the Holmes canon and its assorted reinterpretations.
So you can IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, fandom, to discover that not only was there extensive negative response, but that there is in fact still extensive negative response. With no show to go off of and no real information except a photo of JLM and Lucy Liu looking FAB, there is still! Extensive hate! And that, folks, is ri-goddamn-diculous. So I’m going to go through now and address the points I see raised most often, because, just, what.
Reblogging because UGH the architecture/scenery/lighting porn in Korra is the bestA Game of Thrones Style intro for The Lengend of Korra (X)
YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
A MILLION TIMES YES
PERFECTION. COLLIDING FANDOMS.
Fandom: Harry Potter
“They say that the sound of Voldemort’s orgasm was enough to kill 10,000 puppies.”
(via thestarkinwinterfell)
You gotta work with what you’ve got.
[via]close enough
So what you may not have realized is that the casting of Lucy Liu as “Joan” Watson in Elementary was just the first step in a plot by Hollywood to ruin ALL your bromances by inserting Lucy Liu.
Take White Collar, for instance. It’s well known for the slashy potential…
mass effect 3
(Source: surranas, via captainswoman)
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